ghostytrainer | prank #23 | accidental audio [BACKDATED TO THE NIGHT OF 8/26]

[Do you know the dangerous thing about sticking your pokegear in your back pocket is? Give you a hint, it involves sitting down.]

[If you guessed accidental butt-dials, you would be one hundred percent correct! And that is exactly what's happening right now as the network is graced with the sound of a boy yelping in pain.]

--eoowch!

As I told you, John. If you would hold still and relax, this would only cause minimal pain. Please try and keep that in mind.

I'm trying to, Rose! But that's a lot easier said than--ow--done. Especially since you seem to be a lot better at getting it in than getting it out.

Again. If you would hold still, pulling it out would not be such a challenge.

[There's a sound of somebody (presumably John) taking a deep breath followed by the sound of a body squirming against a sleeping bag.]

Okay, I'm still now. Just...hurry up and pull it out!

Do you really want me to "hurry"? One would think that would simply cause greater pain. But if that's really what you are requesting me to do.

Yes, please just do it quickly. This really kind of hurts and I can't stand how it feels. God, why did we think this was a good idea?

If I remember correctly, you are the one who suggested it in the first place. Something about how fun it would be. Though I do admit, I found it quite enjoyable at first.

Oh yes, it was a lot of fun until the part with the intense pain. That's about when it stopped being fun. And I'm not feeling any pulling...I would really appreciate it if that were a thing you were doing right now. Please.

Now, whose fault was that? If you had listened to my instructions, that would not have happened. I say everything with a reason. Reason being for you to listen. And I apologize. I will commence immediately.

Hey, I do too listen! Every word that falls fr-- FFFFFUCK OW! Oh my god, ow!

[A tiny chuckle.] It's out now.

Still hurts though.

Yes, well, that is an unfortunate side-effect. It will subside soon, I assure you. No offense meant by this, but I do hope you do not require a kiss to make it better.

But Rooooose. [A very fake-sounding whine. Presumably there's a pout to go along with this as well but oh the joys of audio posts.] you have maaagic kisses and I just won't feel better without one~

Perhaps after we've exhausted ourselves and retreated to bed. For now, however, there is a matter yet still to attend to.

Okay, I think I can live with that.

That is a relief to know. Now, take a few deep breaths, relax, and then we will proceed with round two once you feel you are adequately prepared.

[John takes a deep breath and the transmission abruptly cuts off.]

((ooc: IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS...no, there is nothing naughty going on. John just has a couple of big splinters in his hand. And splinters hurt, man. ;n;))

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[[Sliiiight hesitation before she replies.]]

I suppose I wouldn't mind the assistance, no. After all, it is already a two man job. And surely Dave would be eager for the help.

[[She has you handled just fine, John. What ever are you talking about?]]

[She resents the 'assistance' line. If anyone's assisting in her opinion it's the other two.]

So, you get to be the main man then?

Considering it is a quality and expectation that accompanies both titles I bear, I suppose you can say that I am.

Both titles? What the hell is that even supposed to mean?

It means there are high expectations of me, and intend to live up to them fully.

Edited 2011-08-30 05:35 (UTC)

What titles are these even. What exaaaaaaaactly is expected of you?

...well, I was his best friend before, which of course tasks me with making sure he keeps relatively out of terrible trouble. And then I am his girl friend on top of that, which covers the rest of the trouble, including simple things such as slivers.

[Oh........ Well that kinda stops her in her tracks. She really wasn't expecting that. At all.]

[And promptly shuts off the video.]

[It's a few minutes before the text comes through]

Edited 2011-08-30 06:35 (UTC)

[He was wondering whether or not he should try calling her back when she answers that question for him.]

[Once again there's a few minutes before the next text comes in. Vriska's debating whether or not she actually wants to talk about it. But eventually decides, that yes, maybe she does, because if anything, John's always been the one person she can talk to.]

[It took a few tries to type out this message. She went back and deleted it several times. Almost didn't send it at all. Changed wording a few times. But she'd like to avoid actually saying it at all costs if she can.]

[Now it's his turn to take a minute before responding. Because he's pretty sure he gets what she's implying and suddenly he's finding it kind of hard to breathe. ~~Ironic, huh?~~]

[He's oddly relieved to hear that. Not because he doesn't want to date Vriska, but because he would feel terrible if they had been a thing from her perspective and he had changed that here and hurt her feelings.]

[Though honestly, he still feels pretty terrible about this. There's another small delay between texts as he tries to figure out how to word what he wants to say.]

[She can't not be friends with you John.]

[But you'd make an excellent Moirail, if anything.]

[He...thinks he might know. And if she's about to ask him what he thinks she's about to ask, he's really not sure what to say, considering the conversation he just had with Rose concerning moirails not two days ago.]

[Oh no John. Did Rose scare you away from Moirallegiances?]

[Breath held. Heart pounding.]

Edited 2011-09-03 02:14 (UTC)

[Not Rose by herself, no. It's more the combination of Karkat and Rose being moirails and John having jealousy issues that did it. Even though there was really nothing to be jealous over...]

[He just doesn't grasp the concept of quadrants all that well.]

[Initially she had typed a '<3' and then realized it was inappropriate.]

Edited 2011-09-03 02:59 (UTC)

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