ghostytrainer | prank #23 | accidental audio [BACKDATED TO THE NIGHT OF 8/26]

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prank #23 | accidental audio [BACKDATED TO THE NIGHT OF 8/26]

[Do you know the dangerous thing about sticking your pokegear in your back pocket is? Give you a hint, it involves sitting down.]

[If you guessed accidental butt-dials, you would be one hundred percent correct! And that is exactly what's happening right now as the network is graced with the sound of a boy yelping in pain.]

--eoowch!

As I told you, John. If you would hold still and relax, this would only cause minimal pain. Please try and keep that in mind.

I'm trying to, Rose! But that's a lot easier said than--ow--done. Especially since you seem to be a lot better at getting it in than getting it out.

Again. If you would hold still, pulling it out would not be such a challenge.

[There's a sound of somebody (presumably John) taking a deep breath followed by the sound of a body squirming against a sleeping bag.]

Okay, I'm still now. Just...hurry up and pull it out!

Do you really want me to "hurry"? One would think that would simply cause greater pain. But if that's really what you are requesting me to do.

Yes, please just do it quickly. This really kind of hurts and I can't stand how it feels. God, why did we think this was a good idea?

If I remember correctly, you are the one who suggested it in the first place. Something about how fun it would be. Though I do admit, I found it quite enjoyable at first.

Oh yes, it was a lot of fun until the part with the intense pain. That's about when it stopped being fun. And I'm not feeling any pulling...I would really appreciate it if that were a thing you were doing right now. Please.

Now, whose fault was that? If you had listened to my instructions, that would not have happened. I say everything with a reason. Reason being for you to listen. And I apologize. I will commence immediately.

Hey, I do too listen! Every word that falls fr-- FFFFFUCK OW! Oh my god, ow!

[A tiny chuckle.] It's out now.

Still hurts though.

Yes, well, that is an unfortunate side-effect. It will subside soon, I assure you. No offense meant by this, but I do hope you do not require a kiss to make it better.

But Rooooose. [A very fake-sounding whine. Presumably there's a pout to go along with this as well but oh the joys of audio posts.] you have maaagic kisses and I just won't feel better without one~

Perhaps after we've exhausted ourselves and retreated to bed. For now, however, there is a matter yet still to attend to.

Okay, I think I can live with that.

That is a relief to know. Now, take a few deep breaths, relax, and then we will proceed with round two once you feel you are adequately prepared.

[John takes a deep breath and the transmission abruptly cuts off.]

((ooc: IN CASE YOU COULDN'T GUESS...no, there is nothing naughty going on. John just has a couple of big splinters in his hand. And splinters hurt, man. ;n;))

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[...okay, sorry guys, but he's just laughing over here. yeah, he figures it's not actually what it sounds like but that just makes it even more hilarious.]

[...why in the world is John's butt laughing oh wait his pokégear is in there, that's ri-- oh shit. Did he really just...how long had it been...AUGH. With his free hand (Rose has the other one occupied at the moment) he pulls the offending device out of his back pocket.]

Uh...hi.

[Apparently when faced with Sollux laughter, the only correct response is "hi."]

[okay, okay. he can stop laughing, totally.

...it takes a minute, but he finally is just down to snickering. yep, you aren't living this down, sorry John.]

Do I even want to know what's going on out there?

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[ OH GROSS!!! ]

[ THAT SOUNDS SO PAINFUL, WHATEVER IT IS!! he is squirming uncomfortably in sympathy. ]

Uh oh, I hope whatever it was that was hurting, uhh, stops hurting, that sounds awful.

[It's really not as painful as it sounds, Tavros. John just wants attention from Rose.]

Thanks, Tavros. I will be fine, it could have been something much worse than splinters after all. [LIKE GETTING STABBED THROUGH THE CHEST.]

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[...] Just what is going on over there?

Splinter removal!

[Yup. He's just...going to pretend that he didn't just butt dial the network. He's not embarrassed about that at all. Nope.]

... Just how big a splinter is that thing that it's causing you that much problems?

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[ This face. ]

[And this one in return. He doesn't know how long the 'gear was on nor is he quite making the connection of how bad that sounded without context.]

What? Something wrong, Watanuki?

[ The only thing that's preventing a full-fledged freak out is the fact that, well, he knows Rose and John and it couldn't possibly be anything bad. ]

It's nothing. Was Rose helping you with...something...?

[video] he is the most adorkable.

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[video] undeniable truth.

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[ Now what the HELL is going on here?

Which is to say, "Are you guys okay?" ]

... okay?

Hey Bec! Yeah, I'm okay. It was just a splinter.

[Which...is painful, yeah, but not nearly as bad as he was making it out to be. Somebody was trying to garner more sympathy from his girlfriend.]

[ He makes a little cringing noise at the word "splinter". Jade's had those before, and god, they sounded like they hurt. ]

Careful! Splinters bad.

[PAIN OF CHILDREN. WORRIED MODE ACTIVATED.] You alright, kiddos?

[Also, feel free to notice Goldenrod in the background. He got there recently by the bird back from Minnie's party, and other than being in a hotel for one night, he wasn't sure where to go. No one's taught their Other Father about message leaving yet.]

[[After fumbling a bit to find the gear, Rose takes a moment to answer.]]

Quite alright. John simply managed to obtain a few slivers while climbing. We've found that he isn't the best at getting back down the trees.

[[There's a chuckle before she does take notice, in which she blinks her eyes a bit in surprise.]]

I see you've found a way to Goldenrod far quicker than I'd expected.

Happy to hear.~ I'd never want anything bad to happen to either of you.

[He gestures his hands in a 'Ta~da~' fashion.]

Sure have. Hitched a ride on the Poké back from Miss Mouse's party. Hope that's okay, Rose?

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_{[Hey, ley's try this 'concerned' thing. Stitch's heard it's supposed to be something good.]}

What are you... doing?

Rose is pulling out some splinters for me! I slipped while we were climbing trees.

Oh. Okay then. So... no big hurt?

now you kids be careful
take it slow and dont do it dry
you can seriously damage a guy like that lalonde
or so i hear

[Yeah, he has no idea how bad that sounded since he has no idea how long it was recording. Also he has the correct context.]

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text; like he expected anything else from john

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Joooooooohn, what did you do now?

[Vriska's looking mildly concerned, but trying not to show. She doesn't even get that there are other connotations to this post.]

We were climbing trees and I managed to get a few splinters. See, look.

[He holds his hand up to the camera where there is still one decently sized sliver buried in his palm, as well as the tiniest smear of blood where the other one was taken out.]