prank #5 | video / action

[ghostytrainer]

[Since John was finally starting feel a little better (his voice was still a little messed up but hey, at least that cough was finally gone) he decided that this was as good a time as any to do a little training with the Wooper Dave gave him last week.

So he's on route 32, standing in a patch of grass with a disheartened look on his face. His Dunsparce is sitting on his head looking derpy as usual and his Buneary is rolling around happily in the grass a few inches away. Apparently he still doesn't fully understand the concept of keeping all his pokémon in their pokéballs.]

[His Wooper though...is supposed to be fighting a Mareep, although that's not what's happening.]

Rose, please...use mud shot.

[The Wooper ignores him with a very bored look on her face. This has been going on for the past five minutes, even the wild Mareep isn't sure what to make of this at this point.]

Rose...pleeeaaaassseeeee. I am begging you. Do...something! Anything!

[Woop. She is so bored by all of this. John is past the stage of disheartened now and now entering the realm of utter soul-wrenching despair.]

...Flighty Broad...Please. Use. Mud shot.

[The Wooper complies, and then continues the rest of the fight without her master's direction as he had sunk to his knees in defeat. It's really tough to say whether there has been a victory here or not.]

Comments

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[nopuppets.livejournal.com]

[Just. This face.]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Apparently his despair is not so great that he doesn't notice you, Dave. Even though his voice is kind of hollow as he asks:]

What?

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[nopuppets.livejournal.com]

Why didn't you just call her Flighty Broad?

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Because that's mean! I don't even understand how you could name her that in the first place!

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[timeloops.livejournal.com]

Because she is. A flighty broad. Duh.

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[in-themachine.livejournal.com]

Your Pokemon isn't listening to you? That's strange.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

I know, right? She has two names but...she doesn't always respond to one of them...

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[in-themachine.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess they feel the same way as we do about names. I mean, you would't be want to be called by another name, would you?

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Well my friend named her...and he gave her both names. But one of them is really mean and I don't like calling her that.

[Dave is an asshole, business as usual.]

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

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[usedtherapy.livejournal.com]

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[VIDEO]

[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

[Good job, John. You've gotten Karkat to laugh. Really, he does try to say something, but each time his mouth opens, more laughter just seems to fall out.]

[VIDEO]

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[John just stares at his pokégear, is he actually seeing this? is this actually a thing that's happening?]

Karkat...are you actually laughing?

[Mind. Blown. The fact that you're laughing at him? Doesn't even register.]

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[threshecutioner.livejournal.com]

Pff--yes. [Some more snickering as he tries to get a hold of himself, which, eventually, he does.]

Your face. And the fact you have a damn Pokémon named Flighty Broad of all things. And she--haha--won't answer to Rose either. That is fucking hilarious.

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Okay while I guess it's good that you're laughing for once, I don't see how this is hysterical. It's really not funny at all.

And for the record, Dave's the one who named her.

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[shocksandawes.livejournal.com]

[A not-so-wild Mareep is coming by to investigate, and from the look of her, she's not impressed. But then again, Ampoule isn't impressed with much of anything.

Her Trainer follows shortly behind, the rest of the team in tow. Larxene knows how to use pokéballs, but Vespasien and Rafale get even more hyper and annoying when they've been cooped up in there.]

Isn't that cute.

[action] augh forgot to change my icon!

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

[Oh hey, he remembers you! You're Eridan's mo-whatever!]

How is this cute?

[action] and then I had to run off unexpectedly

[shocksandawes.livejournal.com]

I've never seen anyone beg their Pokémon to behave before.

[action] it's all good /thumbs up

[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Again...how is that cute?

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[8luh8luh.livejournal.com]

[ While at first she would have come over to commend you on your efforts towards gaining all the levels, after that little scene Vriska is instead very very very disappointed. ]

John! You're never going to become champion if you're going to let your pokemon walk all over you!!!!!!!!

[action] doot doot, other account has a more appropriate icon~

[heirconditioner.livejournal.com]

[He will never gain all the levels. He is lucky enough to have the few levels that he does.]

I'm not letting her walk all over me! She's just...stubborn!

[Yeah no, Flighty Broad has totally made him her bitch, there's no denying that.]

[action] hahaha :V

[8luh8luh.livejournal.com]

[ This face is not convinced in this statement. ]

Whatever she's doing, it's unacceptable! You can't give in like that!

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[usedwindything.livejournal.com]

Okay...from now on I am completely in control of my pokémon. Yep. I am the master, it's me.

[He just lets all the bitches girls walk all over him, doesn't he?]