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Character: John Egbert
Canon: Homestuck
Canon Point: ~~John: Be the someone that is Jade's server player.~~ Updated to just before the meteor crew gets zapped to LOMAX at the end of [S][A6I5] ==>

Current Location: Ecruteak
Living with: Rose Lalonde
Current Houseguests: None
Current Job: Pokécenter Medical Assistant
(650/hr; 4 hours a day, 5 days a week)
Money: ~~527,750P (3/09)~~ The kid is loaded screw keeping up with this

Visible Tags

!ic - 53 uses
!ooc - 18 uses
#event: 4th wall - 3 uses
#event: dawn of an old era - 1 use
#event: nightmare castle - 1 use
#game: animus - 4 uses
#game: route - 8 uses
&accidental - 4 uses
&action - 15 uses
&audio - 2 uses
&filtered - 2 uses
&text - 14 uses
&video - 29 uses
&voice - 2 uses
*application - 1 use
*character relationships - 1 use
*christmas gifts - 3 uses
*contact - 1 use
*death count - 1 use
*headcanon - 1 use
*hmd - 1 use
*inventory - 2 uses
*la casa egbert-lalonde - 1 use
*mailbox - 1 use
*navigation - 1 use
*permissions - 1 use
*pokemon - 3 uses
*profile - 1 use
*thread tracking - 1 use
*video - 1 use
*voicemail - 1 use
100% for serious - 1 use
4/13 is never a good day - 1 use
^aoko nakamori - 2 uses
^apollo - 1 use
^aradia megido - 4 uses
^asuma - 1 use
^bartz klauser - 2 uses
^becquerel - 1 use
^bro strider - 1 use
^byakuya kuchiki - 1 use
^cecil harvey - 2 uses
^chihaya kisaragi - 1 use
^chizu tachibana - 1 use
^claire bennet - 1 use
^clive dove - 1 use
^crow hogan - 1 use
^dave strider - 10 uses
^doc scratch - 1 use
^equius zahhak - 3 uses
^eridan ampora - 5 uses
^feferi peixes - 2 uses
^gamzee makara - 5 uses
^haruka - 1 use
^heather mason - 1 use
^hiccup haddock - 2 uses
^hikaru hitachiin - 1 use
^hiroto ibuki - 1 use
^ise nanao - 1 use
^jack skellington - 4 uses
^jack vessalius - 1 use
^jade harley - 15 uses
^jake english - 4 uses
^jane crocker - 1 use
^jayne cobb - 1 use
^joshua kiryu - 1 use
^kairi - 2 uses
^kanaya maryam - 1 use
^kaoru hitachiin - 2 uses
^karkat vantas - 17 uses
^kyo sohma - 3 uses
^l lawliet - 1 use
^lambdadelta - 1 use
^larxene - 3 uses
^luke triton - 7 uses
^maka albarn - 1 use
^merlin - 1 use
^midori komaki - 3 uses
^misaki suzuhara - 3 uses
^mom lalonde - 2 uses
^nai - 1 use
^nepeta leijon - 3 uses
^oshitari yuushi - 1 use
^other father - 7 uses
^pietro maximoff - 1 use
^pinkie pie - 1 use
^raidou kuzunoha - 2 uses
^rangiku matsumoto - 3 uses
^raven - 1 use
^raz aquato - 4 uses
^riku - 9 uses
^ron stoppable - 1 use
^rose lalonde - 26 uses
^ryo bakura - 1 use
^ryoji mochizuki - 1 use
^saber - 2 uses
^sanae hanekoma - 1 use
^sergio - 1 use
^shinn asuka - 2 uses
^shiraishi kuranosuke - 1 use
^sissel - 1 use
^smoker - 3 uses
^sokka - 1 use
^sola-ui nuada-re sophia-ri - 1 use
^sollux captor - 8 uses
^sora - 2 uses
^soul eater evans - 3 uses
^stitch - 6 uses
^stocking anarchy - 1 use
^superbi squalo - 1 use
^tavros nitram - 2 uses
^ted - 3 uses
^terezi pyrope - 3 uses
^tot - 1 use
^touya - 1 use
^vanitas - 1 use
^vriska serket - 13 uses
^watanuki kimihiro - 2 uses
^winry rockbell - 1 use
^yosuke hanamura - 2 uses
a friendship that doesn't need words - 1 use
a+ movie reviews - 1 use
all of my sad icons - 1 use
all the hugs - 1 use
an anniversary to remember - 1 use
and my dad is my half brother - 1 use
angry uncle karkat - 1 use
april fool's - 2 uses
are we still friends dave? - 1 use
ask me about ectobiology - 2 uses
attention defic-- ooo shiny!! - 2 uses
awkwardness +10 - 1 use
bad ideas 101 - 1 use
badge get - 3 uses
being level five is suffering - 1 use
best way to take down a crystal tower - 1 use
biregional tournament - 1 use
birthdaypalooza - 1 use
bluh bluh bossyfangs - 1 use
bottled teenage emotions - 1 use
brb destroying ur bathroom dad - 1 use
bunearies are awesome - 1 use
calling all paranormal enthusiasts - 1 use
can john just change his birthday? - 1 use
casey is the best artist - 2 uses
casey the camerabunny - 3 uses
caught in a rad bromance - 1 use
clearly - 1 use
coolest ghost ever - 1 use
critical hit to the prankster's gambit - 2 uses
cutie patootie alert - 1 use
dammit flighty broad - 2 uses
dat dunsparce - 2 uses
dave is the sexiest flamingo - 1 use
dave y u no here - 1 use
deep questions - 1 use
did somebody say kanto? - 1 use
don't ask about the squiddles - 1 use
double egg hatch - 1 use
double evolution all the way across the - 1 use
dumb boys having dumb competitions - 1 use
ectobiolobabbies - 1 use
egg hatch - 2 uses
everyone leaves eventually - 6 uses
everyone steals his gear - 1 use
everything is terrible and nothing is go - 1 use
everything sucks - 1 use
evolution time! - 1 use
evolution time! john is not a chew toy - 1 use
exos just wants friends - 1 use
experiencing technical difficulties - 1 use
exploding rocks - 1 use
face-palm moment 645770 - 3 uses
finally found a ghost he hates - 1 use
ghost eggs get your ghost eggs here - 1 use
ghost types are the best type - 2 uses
ghosty piggyback rides - 1 use
giant you aren't helping - 1 use
glob of bloobers - 1 use
good morning john! - 1 use
goodbye (again) dad - 1 use
goodbye ectotwin - 1 use
gotta love slime - 1 use
guess it's a good thing she's psychic - 1 use
hackin ur feed - 1 use
had to put the bunny in the box for this - 1 use
happy belated new year's - 1 use
happy birthday kiddo - 1 use
haunting piano refrains - 1 use
he actually did some research - 1 use
he didn't ask for this - 1 use
he just wants to eat his dinner in peace - 1 use
he prefers to do the pranking - 1 use
he wants to keep them - 1 use
he'll miss you vriska - 1 use
he's just happy to be alive - 1 use
he's planning things - 1 use
heartbreak or would that be diamondbreak - 1 use
his taste in many things is questionable - 1 use
his taste in socks is questionable - 1 use
homestuck even in johto - 1 use
hopy shit that's a huge ghost - 1 use
how do they have any friends? - 1 use
how does being an adult work? - 1 use
how does he have any friends - 1 use
how is tm formed? - 1 use
i cannot come up with witty tags today - 1 use
i feel pretty - 1 use
i feel pretty and witty and-- no - 1 use
i thought idiots don't get sick - 1 use
i wonder what vanillish tastes like - 1 use
i'm on a boat motherfucker - 1 use
incredibly lame jokes - 1 use
incredibly shitty movie references - 1 use
introducing the new friend - 1 use
introducing the new friend..... - 1 use
it has dadbert's nose - 1 use
it keeps hapening - 1 use
it's hard being a teenager - 1 use
it's hard but nobody understands - 1 use
it's not what it sounds like - 1 use
it's what rose would have done - 1 use
john "square eyes" egbert - 1 use
john egbert: nightblogger extraordinaire - 1 use
john is not the man in this relationship - 1 use
john is the best salesman - 1 use
john just go the fuck to sleep - 1 use
john you are such a goof - 2 uses
just wait till he actually tries to talk - 1 use
just what john needs: more pranksters - 1 use
kinda bored - 1 use
ladies & gentlemen i give you: duskfort - 1 use
leadership fail - 1 use
learn something new every day - 1 use
let me tell you about homestuck - 1 use
let's be friends! - 1 use
let's just talk in general - 1 use
let's talk starters - 1 use
let's talk tactics - 1 use
luckily ghosts don't really eat - 1 use
master of pranks - 2 uses
more ghosty tricksters - 1 use
more jitters than a coffeeholic - 1 use
more precious pokedaughters - 1 use
mun apologizes for everything - 1 use
mutations suck - 1 use
nak nak nak nak nak - 1 use
no but seriously what if pancakes - 1 use
no seriously why aren't you on this boat - 1 use
no1curr john - 1 use
nobody needs this many bloobers - 1 use
not all fossils are bloodthirsty - 1 use
not the most intelligent fossilmon - 1 use
other...john? - 1 use
pale feelings - 1 use
pokefamily - 1 use
pokegear: how does it work - 2 uses
pokemon logic - 1 use
poképuberty - 1 use
powers suck - 1 use
pretend you're surprised he's hungry - 1 use
rose can he keep them? - 1 use
rose knows best - 1 use
rose wears the pants - 2 uses
roxy can't compete with these typos - 1 use
saber-buck teeth - 1 use
seeking: attractive female companion for - 1 use
seriously why are you friends with them? - 1 use
shedinjas are creepy - 1 use
short circuiting all the things - 1 use
snazzy bowtie - 1 use
so long findouche - 1 use
something is always missing from your li - 1 use
sounds legit - 1 use
splinpers - 1 use
spoilers: this was dave's fault - 1 use
still not the leader - 1 use
straight from the animes - 1 use
stupid o'clock shenanigans - 4 uses
tell me about your pokemon - 1 use
terrible metaphors - 1 use
terrible puns - 1 use
the real question is: why?! - 1 use
they both take after their moms - 1 use
this injustice will not stand - 1 use
this is incredibly silly - 3 uses
this is just sad - 3 uses
this is like...borderline nerdgasm - 2 uses
this is probably a bad idea - 1 use
this is stupid - 7 uses
three years and counting - 1 use
thundercats hooooooo!!!!! - 1 use
time flies when you're having fun - 1 use
toilets are great swimming pools - 1 use
totally gonna eat the pokemon - 1 use
trickster john - 2 uses
tron the camerotom - 4 uses
uniquely qualified to appreciate breezes - 1 use
wake up rose - 3 uses
warned you about the glitches bro - 1 use
wat do? - 1 use
we're going to talk about the fly hm - 1 use
what rose says goes - 1 use
where are you dave? - 3 uses
who doesn't love candy - 1 use
who wants these eggs? - 1 use
why are they alone with a bucket - 1 use
why does he never stop and think?. gonna - 1 use
why so adorable casey? - 4 uses
world's best best friend - 1 use
world's best twin sister - 1 use
worst best friend - 1 use
yeah he's a pretty shitty trainer - 4 uses
yeah this is normal - 1 use
yes he actually named it that - 4 uses
zap! - 1 use